It's not your fault that Kobolds are gourmets. It's not you fault that King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) is hungry. It's not your fault that the tastiest thing a Kobold has ever eaten is sweet baby! And it's definitely, not your fault that Kobolds are the most incompetent, reckless, and accident-prone race to ever crawl out of a cave. But it is your problem... King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) needs you to go out to the nearby human town and bring back the freshest, plumpest human babies you can find - or, the King will be eating you
